Teige is Having a Bad Ordeal

Hi, my name is one that was given to me,by my last human. Now my new ones still use it,thought I would get a new name,some thing cool.But you humans don`t have much up stairs if we can`t think of a better name for me What name do you think fits me?Please watch some videos of my Ordeal,HELP PLEASE!I love the great out doors,sleeping under the stars on my swing in the BIG backyard at my house.there is so much to eat here that the mice run to be eaten,birds fall down from the sky,fat and plump,ripe for being dinner.Sleeping is the second best thing in my life,but this new kitten has got to go.I am not talking about the next room,more like cross town. So when you view my Ordeal and videos,Please help me with a cool user name.The name chosen will earn the sender FREE E-Book of they choice.Log on and lets see your names.